racketghost:

i think a great untapped resource in writing about sensory details lies in the perfume industry’s ability to describe fragrances.

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like this fragrance, Secretions Magnifiques, is supposed to smell like…. well. bodily secretions. specifically blood, semen, and sweat. how does one make that sound in any way appealing to an audience that would drop $105 on 50 ml? with copy like THIS:

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I am taking notes. I am looking and listening. Thank you for the sensory feast. I will not be purchasing your product but I will be admiring your ability to make the smell of semen sound like some sort of Marie Antoinette As Directed By Sofia Coppola daydream. Consider me if not charmed than at least impressed by the decadence.

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annabelle–cane:

people can be so weird about their double standards for fanfiction vs traditional fiction. once saw someone very seriously say that people who write fic for the terror are fucked up and need to stop because those were literally real people who died on the franklin expedition, but they were also completely fine with tv show the terror itself existing, despite the fact that it, too, is fiction about the literally real people who died on the franklin expedition. our blessed historical fiction vs their barbarous rpf.

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taohun:

taohun:

did you guys see the poem from a couple of days ago in poetry dot org’s daily poem it was so good and a treat to read 

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been thinking about it since i read it 

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Tags: poetry

sukimas:

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you’re always doing something and going “man i wish i had the right size bowl for this” no matter how many bowl sizes you have

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finleycannotdraw:

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we need all types of art in fandoms

strangesequitur:

over-sleep:

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Mending a sweater

Reddit:r/oddlysatisfying u/thegupeeman

I fully understand everything that is going on here and could probably do it but it would take me like three hours and as such I’m calling Witchcraft.

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petermorwood:
“cryoverkiltmilk:
“cocainesocialist:
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““ United Auto Workers sit-down strike (1936)
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this strike won them a 5% pay increase and the right to talk during lunch, in case you needed a reminder that if capital had its...

petermorwood:

cryoverkiltmilk:

cocainesocialist:

cocainesocialist:

United Auto Workers sit-down strike (1936)

this strike won them a 5% pay increase and the right to talk during lunch, in case you needed a reminder that if capital had its way your worklife would be entirely dystopian

This seems topical again.

…and the right to talk during lunch…

Think about the bastardly* boss-worker attitude of THAT.

*It’s a word now.

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dasseinhundin:

masochist-incarnate:

valendeln:

ksylofonimandariini:

vulturesinvividcolor:

theinturnetexplorer:

what a deal.

And then your hip would break because their medical staff is garage and they don’t have the same regulations as over so no you’re back to square one you fucking tool

that is american propaganda used to justify their lack of a working healthcare system. it’s not true and even if it was what good would having slightly better healthcare do if it’s only accessible by the richest members of society?

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You absolute fucking clown. Lmao

Damn. Spains healthcare sure isnt garage like they said

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cannabiscomrade:

The anti-mask brain rot is penetrating the hospital system in a terrifying fashion.

Masks are necessary for accessing central lines, and more and more nurses are starting to have issues with wearing a mask during STERILE PROTOCOL.

These lines are going right into our hearts and nurses are throwing tantrums about having to cover up their faces for 5 minutes.

This has not happened at my infusion center personally but I have mutuals and friends who have had to beg their nurses to put on the mask that literally comes in the sterile access kit.

sobeautifullyobsessed:

agoddamnedrayofsunshine:

sneakyfeets:

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inkstainedchocolateeyes:

unpretty:

thank god for the mythbusters though because it used to be that whenever i knew i had insomnia i’d just kind of accept it and stay up doing whatever until my morning classes and spend the day feeling like shit

but then they did an episode where they established that even just fucking laying there for a half hour, not even sleeping just laying there and not even for an hour, makes a significant difference and you’ll feel way better

it has made a huge difference in my life to know that it’s okay if i can’t fall asleep, it takes a lot of the pressure off and ironically helps me fall asleep better

…i did not know this, thank you

If anyone wants to look it up, the episode was specifically the Deadliest Catch crossover ep, and the myth was that it’s better/safer when working a 30 hour shift to take a 20 minute nap every six hours rather than try to power through. They did an obstacle course test, one without naps and one with, and even though they couldn’t even sleep half the time the naps resulted in their scores doubling.

So actually I undersold it, even if it’s 7:40 and your alarm goes off at 8 just lie down and shut your eyes and it will still be better than nothing

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

I didn’t know this. This makes me feel a little better

I saw this post a while ago, and my life has been all the better for it. Releasing that stress to fall asleep when you’re on short hours to begin with has been a huge relief.

I shared the info with a coworker who had trouble sleeping the night before a sun-has-just-come-up shift, and it has helped her as well.

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mlkcloud:

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narutominusnaruto:

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not-mary-sue:

Happy third anniversary to Tumblr’s emergency announcement system

drulalovescas:

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

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Three years?????? THREE YEARS????!!!!

kbishop:

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#The destiel confession scene but it’s just text posts from this day because I still can’t believe this was real

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